Dear “Friend”

12 Jun

Dear “friend”,
You wrote a blog about how you can never keep female friends. I thought you might wanna know why:
You are a liar. Not just the occasional little white lie or a whopper to cover a big mistake, but you every fricken thing that comes out of your mouth.  Pretending to be that gullible gets old. The bragging about what you have, the fishing for compliments, the drug use while pretending to be straight edge, sending slutty naked pictures to other guys while complaining about all the things your wannabe gangster boyfriend does wrong; I found you out. You are every quality that I’m glad I don’t have.
That’s why I don’t call you anymore. That’s why no one does.
Sincerely,
Your former bff

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