Dear Mother Nature

7 Sep

Dear Mother Nature.

Seriously, could you please give us a break down here? To be honest, I didn’t enjoy being woken at 4.30am after just getting to sleep, and I don’t think anybody else did either. Especially to you shaking the earth up. Nobody has been able to sleep because we’re so scared of another big quake. And these aftershocks, come on, it’s been three days now and you’re still giving us shocks at 5.2+ on the Richter Scale. And this weather? Great, thanks. Destroy our city and then bring thunderstorms and howling winds. Just light the entire country on fire while you’re at it.

On the other hand, I guess it was good that it was so early in the morning, or the casualty list would be much higher.

Still, everyone is a bit over your childish tantrums. We’ve learned our lessons, okay? You didn’t have to destroy our city.

Thanks.

-On behalf of Canterbury, New Zealand.

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