Dear Future Husband

26 Sep

Dear Future Husband,

I’m an independent, fierce, happy, funny, Catholic, joy-filled woman who can’t wait to meet you and love you. I’m waiting until marriage to have sex, because:

1) I don’t want STDs.

2) I don’t want to get pregnant.

3) I don’t want to be on birth control.

4) I want to save that intimacy for the person I marry (you).

5) I think my body is a treasure, with all its imperfections, so no greasy slimeballs will be allowed to touch it, only the man who pursues my heart first.

But you know what? I had a sex dream last night, and it got me thinking… I’m pretty damn passionate! I swear to you now, that when you and I are finally together, you won’t be disappointed in me for “lack of experience.” I can pretty much promise it. Don’t let your guy friends convince you otherwise about me!

…Or about any other women who are saving themselves. Not just anybody gets a piece of us — we’re worth far more than that. And guess what? You’re going to have to work hard to get a piece of this! Ow ow! But, being my future husband and all, I’m sure you’ll put in the effort.

Love,

 Your Future Wife

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One Response to “Dear Future Husband”

  1. Dominique September 26, 2010 at 2:11 am #

    ahahahahah this is so cute!

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