Dear those in charge of Tulane University’s admissions office

18 Feb

To those in charge of Tulane University’s admissions office,
I know it may come as a huge shock to you, but I don’t really want to go to your school.  I applied because it was a free process.  My true calling is in the cornfields and snow fences of Iowa.  Please, don’t waste your papers on me.
Love,
a frustrated student

P.S. I would love to come visit you sometime! so don’t stop inviting me to come down.

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